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Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago

My whole existence is Klobbed

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My whole existence is Klobbed

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Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 29 days ago
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  • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    You can have triangulation

    You can have the votes that it brings

    You can have reduction of harm

    You can have my everything

    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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      vote me I compromise with both sides

      vote me I’ve got no soul to sellthis line still works

      vote me The fundraising you do for me

      Helps me be a capitalist shill

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        we spread our tent wide open, to let the right wing in

        we leave a trail of disappointment everywhere we’ve been

        we have the blood of a reptile just beneath our skin

        i didn’t even need to change that third line in

        • Aradino [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          Exceptional set of posts. Well done to you all

          • we are all@crazypeople.online
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            kinda I want to … continue this thread.

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    “I wanna fuck you like a liberal. It means I’ll spend the entire time telling you how much worse at sex the other guy is, all while not actually doing anything myself.”

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      Then blaming you for not feeling satisfied

  • invalidusernamelol [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Nine Inch Ballots

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    I would imagine that means the person offering the most vanilla sex imaginable, with a tiny dick, and then not even fulfilling that promise. Then immediately walking away and going no contact for the next four years.

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      And then blaming you for hoping for more

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    You bring me closer to Klob

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      It was right there dude. So disappointed in OP

      • Commie_Chameleon [she/her]@hexbear.netOP
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        I’ll do better next time

  • grendahlgrendahlgen [none/use name, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    kelly Petty Debate Machine

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      Actually that might be the liberal spiral kelly still gave you an updoot though comrade

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