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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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WHY'S THERE A COCONUT IN THE WATER?!? THIS IS 40° and 43' NORTH! TAKE YOU'RE TROPICAL ASS BACK TO THE TROPIC OF CANCER!!!

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Did you see any swallows nearby?

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      No, they go down to Florida with the rest of the snow birds

      • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        Do you suppose one of them could have carried it up there?

        • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          There is no way a 4 ounce bird could pick up a 1 pound coconut

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      European or African?

  • OgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    dennis

  • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Context:
    🥥💨kamala-coconut-tree

  • Wheaties [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Isn’t this just how coconuts spread? Floating their seeds across the ocean?

    • LetterLiker [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Yes, they can wind up in Europe if they catch the right current

  • take_five_moments [any]@hexbear.net
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    they do be floating

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      More like scuba diving, bay’s only just thawing out. Just a couple days ago we still had 5-8 inches of ice

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    Monty Python had no idea this was possible.

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    there has never been a place that was not made better by coconuts. embrace the future. for this one specific time, it could be nice.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      Nah, this MF’s probably responsible for the two dead ducks in the water.

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        squidward-nochill the fuck did that poor coconut do to them ducks?

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          Must of bonk 'em on their heads while they were under the ice.

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            what kind of ducks do you have?!

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              They looked like Mallards, bay just started thawing out so they could have been stuck under the ice for 2 or so weeks

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    “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts”

  • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    LOOK AT THIS FOOL, HE’S SUGGESTING COCONUTS MIGRATE!

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    The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our lands!

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    god forbid a tourist visit your hideous icy shores. though why they’d bother to deal with the heaps of your ignorance i’ll never know

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    i’ve got a loverly bunch of coconuuuutsss

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