MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 hours agoWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayimagemessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1506arrow-down1imageWell butter my butt and call me a biscuitlemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-211 hours agomessage-square79fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 hours agoImagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
minus-squareenbyecho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 minutes agoI’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
minus-squareTheLowestStone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·28 minutes agoRoom temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
Imagine that, scooping up cold butter on a spatula and slapping it indiscriminately on your partner’s exposed butt.
I’m not sure I want to imagine that in this context. Other contexts, no problemo. Just not this one.
Room temperature butter is superior in both sound and splatter.
You don’t?