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Is this that pizzagate I’ve heard so much about?
Is that pizza kosher at least?
IIRC meat and dairy together isn’t kosher, at least in Orthodox Judaism.
It’s not kosher in any form of Judaism. Pork products aren’t either.
Dude’s gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.
As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.
And if he isn’t, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.
you gotta appreciate the effort though
And honestly, this might be the best way to cut a pizza.
I love the middle, crustless pieces in a square cut pie, but triangles are the best shape.
Just cut the star in half a few times, as if you were cutting a regular 6 sliced pizza and whammo. Many delicious small bites
Okay as a Chicagoan I’m inclined to say that squares are better for thin crust and Detroit style (which is a rectangle), and pie slices are better for Chicago style. The trash is for New York style. HOWEVER. This does appear to be the optional cut for thin and similar crusts for equal distribution of smaller pieces than a pie cut.
And here as an Estonian I thought pizza was an Italian food but it seems increasingly American at this rate lmao
if you also cut the larger triangles in two and do it all very precisely, you can cut the pizza into 24 triangles of roughly the same size
Its glorious!
Gasp… That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.
Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.
Wait, you can make cool shapes with a pizza laser? I’ve just been using it for that delicious burning pizza smell…
Then use a directed air jet
I have no idea how a directed air jet would work here. But I did fill my waterjet cutter with pizza sauce so fingers crossed I’ve found a less malodorous solution to geometric pizza.
This guy maths.
hexagrams are the bestagrams tbh
That pizza looks good enough for Jehovah!
That’s not a pizza, its an Israeli bomb disguised as a pizza because they suspect you of being a Hezbollah member
Fuck Israel (specifically its government) , but leaning into the myth that “Israel” and “Judaism” are the same thing only helps them.
The star of David was adopted as a Zionist symbol, not a Jewish symbol. Before ~1850 it would be ridiculous to conflate the two, and until the 1940s it was still incredibly controversial to link it to Judaism. It was ironically the Nazis that popularized the idea a hexagram should be the Jewish symbol.
Its in reference to the Israeli flag, not Judaism
probably just got his pentagrams mixed up with his sexagrams (don’t google that by the way)
I googled it and nothing interesting appeared
You were warned.
DDG showed me nothing until i went to img search with safesearch off. then it was all just bland softcore porn
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?
Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.
Upvote for the warning
In my country they never read those. I ordered my pizza cut into pentagrams around 10 times from various places and never got anything other than standard slices.
Just like how Amazon drivers don’t read the special delivery instructions I wrote and insist on calling me anyway. 🤷♂️
I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they’re not reading special instructions. It’s a sweat shop.
Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.
I understand the pentagram request. That pizza has pineapple on it, which is an unholy abomination and a crime against humanity.
Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine
Incorrect! It is just a pizza that somebody enjoys. Hope that helps.
Well, I enjoy pineapple pizza very much but I also love dunking on it. 😬
Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.
Make your jokes if you must but know I’m scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate. 😉
