Picard: “We have to figure out how to protect the civilians.”
Worf: “WEAPONS TO MAXIMUM!”
Don’t worry, everyone. Trump will be in office soon, and everything will get fixed.
He’ll magically lower the prices of fire hoses and air tanker pilot training.
more like he will jack up the prices and personally pocket the difference somehow
Absolutely! He has the best plans. Just ask him what they are.
/s is mandatory, if you need evidence that your take is a commonly held belief then I give you 6,264,244 DNC voters who stayed home and 77,303,573 Trump voters who showed up.
Listen, randomfirstword+randomsecondword, you’re gonna have to get a better script from your handler, because shit like this may have worked 6 years ago, but now it’s just static.
FiniteBanjo is my actual brandname. Site launches sometime this year.
WBY mr. randomadjective randomverb?
Ahh, yes, totally verifiable and definitely not a sad sack in a troll farm, right comrade? Mine is from a Gorillaz song, “All Alone” off of Demon Days. Give it a listen, it’s my favorite track on a completely stacked LP.
Well if you want the inspiration, then I had this shower thought that a guitar base kind of looks like an infinite symbol and from that you can derive the finite banjo.
Can’t tell if it’s sarcasm, or if you’re super misguided…
Just like the kids in The Goonies fixed the statue of David by gluing the dick back on upside down, so too shall Trump invert the American dingus in acts of corporate interest and capitalistic greed.
What a sentence
Liberal reveals fundamental incapability of understanding why every county in their entire nation shifted towards Trump
In other news, water is wet and libs support genocide
Best way to deal with runaway wildfires is to start runaway explosive fires somewhere else
Finally, the Gazpacho police have the means to heat up their horrid, cold soup.
GAZPACHO IS DELICIOUS.
V8 is gazpacho.
The water that accumulates in the bottoms of restaurant dumpsters is gazpacho.
If it wasn’t for the community I would have eaten the onion
This shit is all too realistic.
“Please turn off the space lasers.”
