Onion? No?
“i was taken hostage by hamas and all i got was this shirt”
That would fetch a few shekels on eBay TBH
I’d want a free pager at a bare minimum. Fucking tee-shirt …
Prolly a poly cotton blend. How sick is it to remind your hostages, “habib, we took photos of you in the worst moments of your life.” There’s something particularly bombable about that. Bombable= punchable, but for a bunch of men and all at the same time.
Call me a weirdo but honestly, that twist, if anything, can possibly actually make it easier to deal with? I mean it’s as abstract situation as it gets x_x
Yeah, imagine getting your derealization to go, in a bag and everything.
Where’s my hummus‽
You only get Sabra!
Noooo, animal!
For your crimes, one spoon of sabra down your throat.
A fate worse than death.
