This is my first post, on my first day here, and it feels pretty good.
It’s kind of a rush picking a username knowing most are still available.
and the best part is that if a name is taken on one instance you can just try another!
I know! I hadn’t even thought of that until I saw someone’s was like “mee” and now I need to get another account. It’s like how people get caught off guard when I tell them my 20 year old email is just my name with no numbers or special characters.
Haha it’s great because there’s always another instance where your username will be available.
Or you can choose to be something different on each instance.
I just came over from Reddit too. It took me a day to settle in and understand how federation worked but now it makes total sense to me.
Start posting stuff with us welcome welcome everyone :)

So tasty names still available
(There always will be many good names available since every name can exist once on every instance)
UltraGiGaGigantic2 is still available

Nicknames are per instance so your favourites are always available somewhere.
Here, have some beans.

We don’t do pay-a-social-media-ceo-to-win around here, we do beans. Practical, eatable, 100% all natural digital beans.
Some other users may be able to gift you a proper lemmy kilmister commerative gold token, but I don’t have the jpg.
EDIT: oh right, a possibly useful warning:
About a month or two ago, lemmy seems to have attracted its first mass spam bot, dming thousands of users with basically a phising email.
If you get a message from ‘Fediverse Chick’, that’s not her, someone stole her image, just block the user.
Or come discussing her at [email protected]
The tankies have been notified. I expect you will receive a proper welcoming in the not so distant future.
Oh god, oh no. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife…

Welcome to Lemmy. Here’s your Molotov, the guillotine is just down the hall. First left.

Let’s be real, we ain’t touching grass, let alone take action.
We never said they’re real.
Actually I volunteer in a community centre
Honestly I’d expect more action for Lemmy than left leaning Reddit accounts just cause people here have taken steps to make a difference

wassup
I’m loving it already! And…I’m not scrolling through ads too!!
Closest thing to an ad I’ve seen here was that weird girl who was DMing everybody.
Every time I end up on Reddit the amount of ads makes me recoil. You’re free now!
Look, fresh blood! ❤️
Showed as white on white on my UI, so here’s the picture below.
A few pointers for new joiners:

White theme? Oh god, how do you not… you know…

DOZENNNNNSSSSSS
Welcome. I think you will like it here. We’re kind of like reddit except we aren’t trying to make money from you, or your content. And we are more likely to follow the golden rule. And swear. Lots of swearing.
BuT WherES aLL My KaRMA?!? /s
fucking happy to be here!
This seems really cool. It’s taking me a bit to get used to but honestly I’ll probably stay here.
Be mindful of the smug “Lemmy Culture” hipsters, they’ll eventually weed themselves out or self segregate though as more normies flow in.
I welcome the masses.
Same!
Just be warned, those dozens are all actually one person.
It’s me. I just enjoy talking to myself so much I made lemmy
He is I and I am him
Slim with the tilted brim, what’s my motherfuckin’ name?what’s my motherfuckin’ name
Excuse us?? It’s OUR motherfuckin’ name too!

za-ba-do-hiiiiii-hi-hi
Hi diddly ho neighborino
Welcome to Lemmy, here are a few pointers to help you settle in
How come theres been an influx of users recently? Did reddit shit the bed again?
I got a warning today about upvoting violence. The only thing I have upvoted in the last little while is pro-Canada stuff like elbows up. If that gets me kicked off Reddit then fuck them and fuck spez the little pig boy.
Yes they started banning thousands of active users for “inciting violence” if you say things like “fuck Elon musk” or “my favorite character in super Mario bros is Luigi”
I still don’t understand this whole Luigi thing…
You mean you weren’t familiarised with the Luigi Mangione story?
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Yup. I’m new to Reddit and Lemmy.
Well, someone murdered the United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson and it is alleged that this guy named Luigi Mangione did it. The media went into a frenzy trying to make us hate Luigi, but since most Americans experience what is like to live under a system that treats healthcare as a way to make profits, nobody did. They even tried framing this as a left x right issue instead of a class issue but even many people on the right didn’t think Luigi did anything wrong. Luigi is also a conventionally attractive dude, so it’s hard for the media to play with people’s preexisting prejudices. After many attempts, they seem to have decided the best approach to this was to suppress all speech on the matter. They are trying to frame this murder as an act of terrorrism and seem to be very scared of the public response to this. Reddit is trying to ban any mention to Luigi (even Nintendo related ones), and also has banned many people who did as little as upvote a comment related to him.
Kind of a lot 😅
Interesting. Thanks a lot.
They seem to think if they censor hard enough that people will stop hating murderous billionaires.
Reddit recently started doubling down on far-right actions. Like making it so you can be banned for just upvoting a post that breaks the rules, or banning you for saying the name “Luigi.”
Personally, I recently got permabanned for being truthful about fascists.

say luigi and get warned
what did luigi do to you, reddit?

















