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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

They know I'm not cool, I know I'm not cool. Cool.

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They know I'm not cool, I know I'm not cool. Cool.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.

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    And those evil fuckers (I’m a teacher, relax) will absolutely make fun of you

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      I think teachers learn to just lean into it.

      • JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world
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        If you can’t beat em

      • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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        Pretty much yeah

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    I’m always boozin bhind the wheel n so the kids think I’m the bomb.com

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      William Rowe

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    You should put your high school diploma and a stack of cash in your window.

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      Can I borrow the stack of cash

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Just get $20 in 1’s put a single 5$ on top and get a $10,000 band around it .

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    You don’t make faces at them? If it gets out of hand you could always hold up a sign that says, “gEt GoOd sCrUb!”

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    deleted by creator

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    Why would you care whether random kids in a bus discus your “coolness”?

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      Probably instinct from having to survive elementary school.

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      logically you shouldn’t obviously

      but there’s something in a lot of our brains that wants to be the cool adult, chill with the kids and all that. often i half knowingly make sure my hair is looking good when there’s some teenagers in a bus. it’s not logical but idk, teens are brutally honest so if they approve of your vibe (by not making fun of you) - that means you’re cool, i think?? no idea

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      Why would someone not act 100% rationally 100% of the time?

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