That happens regularly when getting killed while preparing to throw a strategem :D

Hey, they upgraded it so that it can break eggs now.

That’s something!

I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”

I worked as a projectionist when Dark City was coming out and I put that trailer on every single movie that it was applicable to be on. Just so I could watch it 10-20 times a day.

Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.

Oh come onnnnnn!

Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.

Man, 5%? That’s it?

Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

I’m sure I’m going to say this poorly, but one of the things he focused on was meaningful decisions. So there’s a joke that goes:

Jean-Paul Sartre was sitting at a coffee shop when the waitress came up and asked him if he wanted anything else.

He said, “I’ll take a coffee, with no cream.”

She responded, “I’m sorry, but we’re all out of cream. I can get you a coffee with no milk though.”

Lol

Google had sent me an update of my usage for November and was all, “You drove 35 miles this month!”

Jean-Paul Sartre would be so proud of you.

Or this ASL of Rap God

https://youtu.be/0iDAkEpCmBs

Apple also intentionally made the green bubble contrast worse so that iPhone users would have eyestrain when conversing with non-iPhone users.

So this is 7 Days to Die then?

Time to make OpenASci?

/rimshot

Only to find that PETA has already stolen the dog and euthanized it, “To end its suffering.”

We used to have that here in the US.

Can I have… some sugar… water?