2020 is Microsoft Loading Simulator.

Game is distributed through Steam, but doesn’t use the Steam update mechanism so every time I go to play I have to sit through a half hour of updates.

Frozen discard is a baking supply, 24hr pizza is a recipe.

My quick cheat is to keep a bunch of sourdough discard in the freezer and use it as ready-made preferment to add flavor.

Bro I gotta feed my family tonight I have no time for 24hr dough recipes.

Rest the dough balls, then stretch most of the way with a rolling pin, then rest again, then hand stretch the final couple inches.

AI summaries of larger bodies of text work pretty well so long as the source text itself is not slop.

Predictive text entry is a handy time saver so long as a human stays in the driver’s seat.

Neither of these justify current levels of hype.

Yeah it’s funny how all the Jill Stein supporters faded into the bushes after the election.

That also goes to show why to not waste 3 days to shave 2 seconds off a program that gets run once a week.

Dog sat around underfoot while the kids were playing a dance video game. Now he’s keeping the back yard safe from squirrels.

I think these were intended for ship captains as a last resort against mutineers.

More about threatening a crowd than actual marksmanship.

You drink your morning whiskey neat?

Only if you have good pressure on cold water but weak pressure on hot.

Whole house suggests an issue with the supply line, for example an old galvanized pipe which is filling with rust deposits.

I can understand, stylistically he’s a chameleon and I only like his work from certain periods.

Yes, we should be moving to solar instead of propping up uneconomic polluting industries like nuclear or coal.

Elmo is too cheap to give his customers real door handles when it can be done in software.

It’s disingenuous to compare radiation which is diffused globally via the atmosphere with ground contamination which is localized and thousands of times too dangerous for human habitation.

You’re saying don’t worry about the toxic waste dump next door because there’s air pollution everywhere.

Facebook accidentally on purpose incentivized websites to share all their user data so Uber accidentally on purpose sent the drivers SSNs to the biggest stalkers on the internet.

What if he burned down every house within 50 miles and the landscape didn’t recover for decades? What if it happened again and again?

This is why I’m migrating off Google to a custom domain. I have no fear Gmail is going away, but I fear if they ever block my account for some inscrutable reason there will be no way to appeal or get actual customer service.

Can you install a jailbreak OS, or is that not allowed for “safety”?

The one problem I can think of is it might get so cold that the compressor motor is frozen solid, can’t start and ends up damaging itself.

But the compressor shouldn’t be running if it’s that cold, except maybe due to a defrost cycle but IDK if chest freezers do that or just normal fridges.