It was a joke about college kids and stimulant use, im not gonna read the whole paper. I still think its far more likely for someone to roll a receipt into a coke straw than a drinking straw. You seem like an unhappy person lol.

It says “rolled into straw” actually. Kinda ironic you’re calling me illiterate

It doesnt say a drinking straw, im gonna guess someonr got a little something extra with their cocaine that they weren’t expecting.

It literally looks like you could just drive under that fucking monstrosity lmao

I mean they could also just download a million torrents and record the ips of anyone who connects to them to leech, which is what they already do. This is why you use a VPN while torrenting, because you never know who you’re connecting to.

Because they became a cultural phenomenon and were lots of kids first novels. If youve never read anything else youre not going to see the massive flaws.

Just dont buy it… his work is great but why give any more money to him OR his estate when there are way simoler options.

I mean other humans already do this. Satellites are staring at you 24/7, even when youre inside they can theoretically track you with infrared/disruptions to the wifi signal or other epectromagnetic signals, or even using sound waves. I doubt they have the processing power yet to watch everyone all the time but its a safe bet that there are certain humans under constant surveillance by somebody.

We just use the right side of the sink for drying. It has a little plastic grate insert to elevate the dishes and dirty dishes go into the left side, clean into the right, and then theyre dry by the next time you need to do dishes so they get put away. Only time its somewhat of an inconvenience is when i want to fill the brita pitcher and theres no bottom of the sink to rest it on so i have to hold it or place it on the counter and hold the sink hose over it.

Im sure the caveman would be impressed, probably more by the knives than any organizational aspect, but i feel like scholars in the renaissance had plenty of experience this keeping things organized. This picture of an alchemy workshop is like organizational goals for me. Its full but not cluttered and it looks cozy as fuck.

Big “the house burned down but God left the bible untouched as a sign of his love” energy. You know what would be a better sign of his love? Not burning down the house and leaving a fucking calling card behind.

I mean you possibly could read some form of information off of it with a linux phone and some custom software but to your phones os its just going to look like gibberish.

Wokes either like grey or full rainbow, depending on the phase of the moon, because theyre all witches too.

Crazy how often i see a comment like this on lemmy. Just reinforces that everyone who made reddit what it was has jumped ship.

Thats my point though, its not a good metaphor. Rhyming doesn’t mean ‘two things that are similar but have different surface details’, it means ‘two things that sound the same but have totally separate and unique purpose/meaning’. If anything saying it rhymes would mean its alike on a surface level but different in truth, which is the opposite of the message the quote is trying to convey i think.

I hadnt heard that before but thats a dumb saying. Thats not what rhyming means and history is literally repeating itself. If anything id say “history doesnt repeat itself verbatim but it says the same thing with different synonyms”. Not as punchy i guess but the words ‘door’ and ‘floor’ rhyme and their meanings are completely different whereas the meaning and intention behind these actions are the same thing just with different perpetrators/excuses.

More like the democratic leaders are too stupid yo try actually appealing to the population. Keep victim blaming though, and licking up whatever scraps the dems throw st you from the table. Like yall shoild literally be rioting to force a change of leadership in the democratic party, and should have done so the second kamala lost. Or even before that when she was just ‘chosen’ to replace biden.

What parts of this rhyme? And in what accent?

He looks like Alexander… but without all the angst.

Lmao quark faceswapped with worf kinda looks like teenaged alexander.