• helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

    This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

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      This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”

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      “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.

      Well, it’s literally balls touching so…

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      what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

      This gives the same vibes as “I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay”.

      Ok but why didn’t you mention those sweet airplanes?

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      Still not as bad as the guy that didn’t clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.

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      Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don’t touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming “GAYYYYYYYY”. I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That’s why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.