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No it’s true, all the issues we have with the bourgeoisie? Just throw them in a sealed room with nothing but CO2, problem solved.
This works
Autoasphyxiation fetish has gone high tech
I mean, just hold your breath
I WILL STOP BREATHING UNTIL YOU’RE NO MORE GAY!!!
Employment difficulties? CO2
Fatigue? CO2
Frigidity? CO2
Family Relationship difficulties? CO2
Guilt feelings? CO2:cant-prove-it: I know what you did but I can’t prove it.
Ok vape culture is getting out of hand.
Or
Conservatives literally inventing copium
CO2pium
in belgium we call it euthanasia
Yeah in canada we call it MAID and it gets recommended if you’re too poor to treat something not covered by our healthcare system
:( Canada sucks. They took load of money from hospitals here but even though euthanasia is legal it’s not “recommended” to fucking anyone. One have to actively seek it.
I miss the snow tho.
Oh don’t miss the snow too much you have to go to the really cold provonces to even see any these days.
Sad. When i was in mtl ten years ago there were still iceheaps going on into june.
Even slight increases in CO2 concentration will actually make most of these worse
Look you have to trust me on this. If we kiss long enough we’ll cure our gayness.
Sequestering carbon in anti-medicine reactionaries is a good way to give alternative medicine some value.
if I could laugh without waking up my baby rn I’d be fucking howling
You’ve heard a lot about forcefemme but nobody else is talking about forcemasc these days
New type of guy just dropped: she/her HRT mascgirl
me before hopping on T:
You know how else you can increase co2 levels in your blood? Go for a fucking run. It’s free, less dangerous than inhaling co2 and, unlike inhaling co2, the run will actually make several of those things better.
Can’t run? Swim. Can’t swim? Ride a bike. Can’t ride a bike? Walk up and down some stairs etc.
love me walking dogs, love me rowing machine.
Ok but we have to admit that huffing a sodastream is a great bit
See? All those times I suggested drivers of really obnoxious trucks should suck their tailpipe? I wasn’t being hateful I was offering health advice!
CO2 improved homosexuality
I like a little asphyxia but I’m not into it enough to buy CO2 tanks
That quoted tweet is something else: first of all, apparently there is no “Jackman 1958” cited, and then the table (wherever it comes from), includes remission of symptoms in depression, indecision, frigidity, homosexuality, masturbation, and paralysis.
Also I feel like there’s a Venn diagram covering these people and the urine therapy folks and the overlap is “my metabolic wastes must under no circumstances be allowed to escape.”
C’mon, this has to be a bit:
I used to know a urine therapy dude. Literally ordered vials of urine and injected himself with them.
Order urine? You can just make it at home
It had to be, like, a pregnant (I think?) person, or something weird like that.
Some sort of piss based HRT?
Injecting pregnant mare’s piss to own the gender binary
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They used to collect urine from pregnant women to use in some kind of hormonal treatment. It was a legitimate medical thing back then when they didn’t know how to produce the hormones synthetically.
I think this dude was using it for, like, part of his exercise routine, though. Like, I believe it was based on legitimate science, but he was doing it for gains. It was like he ordered it from some sort of right wing grifter website. Who knows if it was even pregnant women’s piss. Was probably dog piss or something and bro just straight up injected it without asking questions.
Good job on that guy managing to make literally injecting piss even wilder lmfao
Also I feel like there’s a Venn diagram covering these people and the urine therapy folks and the overlap is “my metabolic wastes must under no circumstances be allowed to escape.”
I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
ahhhh all the CO2 from the fossil fuels we consume is making us LESS gay.
This is what diesel bros have been saying all along
White women and being fucking weird, match made in heaven.
See what you need to do is drink basic water to neutralize the acid in your stomach, and then inhale acid to acidify your blood. Now it’s all making sense
So you’re saying I should chug baking soda and then inhale my burps? brb…
