Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 months agoWomen's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.message-squaremessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down19
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minus-squareLembot_0006@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoAnd toilet paper – clean asses. Benzin – clean roads. Drugs – cemeteries. Alcohol – liver.
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·2 months agoI need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoDon’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 months agoYes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
minus-squareRiskable@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoYou want political toilet paper?
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIf they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
minus-squareXeroxCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThose guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
minus-squareVitoRobles@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoYeah I don’t care about softness and ply count. Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSigns of depression: holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face having children show you drawings of happy people being constantly stuck in the rain
And toilet paper – clean asses.
Benzin – clean roads.
Drugs – cemeteries.
Alcohol – liver.
I need to see a toilet paper ad that shows asses!
Don’t they get around the obvious issues with this by using cartoon animal butts?
Yes, and by using blue water, too. If the commercials are to be believed, we’re anthropomorphic bears that occasionally jet azure fountains from our butts.
Wait. You aren’t?!?
hairy cartoon animal butts
You want political toilet paper?
If they make toilet paper and bidets woke and MAGA wanna own the libs by shitting in diapers like their leaders, sure!
Those guys already stop short of wiping clean and avoid touching their asshole in the shower
Yeah I don’t care about softness and ply count.
Show me wiping in-between the cheeks!
The ones with the bears
Signs of depression:
holding a paper plate over ones face that has a smiley face
having children show you drawings of happy people
being constantly stuck in the rain
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