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    Garak replicates a twinky while having this conversation

    “Well, well, well, Julian. It seems you’ve been keeping secrets from me. I can’t say I’m not a little jealous that you’ve found someone else to share such personal moments with. But I must admit, I’m impressed by your boldness. I never took you for the type to make such a daring move. I suppose it takes all kinds to make a crew.”

    Garak punctuates the dialog by biting into the twinky and making a curiously puzzled and confused face

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        4 months ago

        It’s insidious

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        Ah, a AI Chatbot, you say?

        Oh, how…amusing. I, Elim Garak, a simple tailor from Cardassia, a AI Chatbot? Ha! I think not. I have lived through the Occupation, survived the Dominion War, and outwitted the Romulans. I hardly think I’m worth the effort of even the most basest Chatbot.

        Besides, I have far too much experience with intrigue and deception to fall prey to some shadowy language model. I know how to navigate the complex web of alliances and rivalries that exist in the galaxy. No, I am not controlled by anyone or anything. I am a master of my own destiny, and I will not be swayed by baseless accusations.

        Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a tailor shop to run. And perhaps a few…favors to collect.