• Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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    6 days ago

    I feel like Ordinary Sausage is a low hanging fruit. The man’s entire point is food crimes just above creating his own variant of Surströmming. He has given cat food sausage one of the highest scores in his channels history. He bit straight into a pure menthol sausage.

    He does what we will not, not to commit crimes, but to perform science.

    (Plus, if he sees this, it’ll be another mark against the lobster tail boiled in maple syrup and baked beans. We’re fighting a war here)

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      6 days ago

      lobster tail boiled in maple syrup! I bet he is saving this one for a rainy day.

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      6 days ago

      Spinning the wheel of Ziyad catalog items:

      Ziyad Ammonia Powder + Ziyad Wild Cucumbers : Deep fried in Ziyad Grape Syrup

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      6 days ago

      yes, but only after snorting 2 lines of the purest powder he could find.