• thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I put novelty testicles on all my vehicles. Trailer hitch, rearview mirror, keychain, dick decals that say “CUM and take it,” but I don’t let the balls touch because that would just be gay.

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      don’t let the balls touch because that would just be gay

      When me and my homes touch tips we do this so we don’t develop feelings