The future sucks

Why didn’t you warn me?

RRRRRAMMMA SWAAAMMAAAYYYYYY!!!

Dying Empire

I will not be turning-in Mr Milchek

Too bad they can’t resurrect Strom Thurmond to give him his eulogy

Ya, all my hair faded away

MSG

This is the plague of the modern era. I can find so many lefties online but I got zero in my physical existence. Mark Zuckerberg is right, I want 15 friends. 15 communist friends.

Today I went hunting for mushrooms in the woods and I just started to feel really depressed and hated myself. Then was thinking “what the hell man. I’m out here in the woods why am I feeling sad?” Don’t know why these machinations of existence are not what they used to be. But sometimes it sure as hell seems on purpose.

I’m sorry if that wasn’t helpful. Hopefully just knowing that you’re not the only one going through this could help a little bit.

It’s like that Nazi Zeppelin but instead it’s a McDonald’s

Yeah I’m like literally throwing my resume into a black hole everyday

The whole thing is pink sawdust and fat

Lmao

This is how we convert them. Using burger metrics to help understand the labor theory of value.

That’s because those things are full of so much fat they just go up in flames

These jokers love to pat themselves on the back saying they’re so brave and take risk with stocks, but then they throw temper tantrums like when they don’t get their “guaranteed returns”

Luna-tic

LifeInvader

Sounds delicious

Congratulations they paid decent and you have a union. Definitely join that Union because sometimes management can really start f****** with you. It’s a stressful job but they don’t drug test. Casing can be really annoying during political season