Don’t know if it’s a thing but I make Beefgur for my wife each evening. Beef tartare then pressed into a patty and seared like a burger before serving so still juicy inside. Then always chucked on tomato, onion, and cheese.
She hates the name but loves the taste lol
EVERY evening?
Bro, that’s just a burger.
a hamburger, yeah basically lol, there’s different types of em
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Ah, we’re taking the piss. I wholeheartedly approve
I thought you were the same person at first.
Try serving it with a glass of beef milk on the side. It’s like almond milk but it comes from cows!
My hand-strained, teat-to-table beef milk? That cost $60/gallon.
I prefer beef milk because it’s easier to find their nipples and milk them.
I’m here to tell you that they don’t even filter the almond nipples out.
You’re drinking at least 5% nipple.
Careful about the gender of the cow.
You don’t want to get them mixed up. It hurts
I dunno, they seemed pretty into it
how’d the milk taste?
Beefy.
All cows are female.
I’m not proud of how long it took me to figure out what you meant.
I mean. It’s no milk steak but would try.
WTH with this?
It’s a proprietary blend.
Blood and sweat included at no extra cost.




