Buckle up!
You gonna throw away that core? That’s still useful!
Throw it in a pot, baby you’ve got an apple stew goin’!
This is an even better punchline than the original meme. Lol
And who would’ve thought that movie would spin off 8 sequels, 3 direct sequels and 5 spin-offs
Don’t be so crass … you have to make love to an apple
Should have taken a lesson from captain Kirk and his beloved mountain.
“Well okay, but you’ll have to wait your turn.”
That poor/lucky woman.
Captain Kirk originated the tradition of senior officers making love … to anyone … and everything
Correction: once a day. Every day. For the rest of your (healthy) life.:-)
I suppose first you have to core the apple
Do you now… do you really?!?
An apple a day keeps the doctor away…
Picard cuts out the middleman and just bangs the doctor
No, you get to fuck an apple. As long as it’s consensual.
Why are these lists always things you’re already doing?
Well shit. I’ve only been fuckin microwaved cantaloupes. No wonder I’m still unhealthy.
The problem with that is you won’t ever be able sneak off and get married to it.
It’s not me, it’s the pun cops: according to them you can’t elope!
