• Lad@reddthat.com
    136·
    7 days ago

    My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him

    • anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works
      60·
      7 days ago

      My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

      • Wilco@lemm.eeEnglish
        30·
        7 days ago

        My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.

        • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nzEnglish
          17·
          7 days ago

          My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.

          • superkret@feddit.org
            15·
            7 days ago

            My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.

            • potoo22@lemmy.worldEnglish
              14·
              7 days ago

              My 15 week fetus Ratatouilled her mother into making a vaccine for Flu, COVID, and the common cold.

                • WILSOOON@programming.dev
                  8·
                  6 days ago

                  My son is a heart surgeon that graduated top of his class at the Leiden University. He is coming up on 9 years of experience and has done around 1000 open heart surgeries with 0 casualties. He was born 2 months ago.

  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world
    44·
    6 days ago

    You laugh, but my son did something similar. He said “daddy I know you’re going through a hard time right now but I can help you carry your groceries” and I said “son, you’re 38 years old, why the hell haven’t you moved out yet?”

  • polle@feddit.org
    42·
    7 days ago

    I had to look three times to realise that this is a child, some plastic bag hanging on the fuel pipe.

    • exu@feditown.comEnglish
      17·
      6 days ago

      I think you’re missing a ‘not’ after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse

      • polle@feddit.org
        4·
        6 days ago

        LOL, yeah. I just woke up when i wrote that. Looks like my comment is as confusing as the picture :D

    • IceFoxX@lemm.ee
      11·
      5 days ago

      Bro… if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn’t even have such a balance.

    • FMT99@lemmy.world
      18·
      7 days ago

      No I’ve seen this one before, the baby is actually standing on a stepladder and /that/ has been edited out.

  • Lionel@endlesstalk.org
    7·
    7 days ago

    What a good kid. She raised him right. We tried getting ours to pick up milk from the store across the street around 1 yo.

    • theangryseal@lemmy.world
      5·
      7 days ago

      My 2 year old walked 9 miles uphill in a shitstorm to buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a 40 of Hurricane. Little bastard is such a problem solver. He took a garbage can lid and used it to sled the shit back home. He earned his slimjim and chocolate milk that day.

      I expect him to be a cage fighter when he grows up but it wouldn’t surprise me if he becomes an assanot. He swears one day he’s gonna send me a selfie where he moons me from the moon.

      He’s a single father himself though so he knows what I go through.